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smokin5 10:31 PM 05-10-2010
I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60 year old,
in fact she wasn't bad looking at all, and I
found myself thinking she probably had a
really hot daughter.

We drank bit (well, more than a bit),
we had a snuggle, and then she asked me
if I ever had a "Sportsman's Double".
"What's that?", I asked.
"It's a mother & daughter threesome", she said.
"Oh", I said, as I began to embrace the idea,
"No, I haven't." And I wondered what this
daughter of hers would look like.

We drank a bit more, and she winked and
said tonight was my lucky night.

We went back to her place. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs,

"Mom, you still awake?"
:-)
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akumushi 12:23 AM 05-11-2010
:-)
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kelmac07 07:15 AM 05-11-2010
Ouch!!
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yourchoice 08:25 AM 05-11-2010
:-) :-)
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alwayslit 08:31 AM 05-11-2010
:-) .........LOL.
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thebayratt 08:25 PM 05-11-2010
ya know......... i was smiling and getting into the joke....... then the punchline....... was like you ran over my dog.

FUNNY as all get out though!
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Skywalker 08:34 PM 05-11-2010
Oh no!

You gotta say "no" to that sh!t!!!
:-):-)
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G G 08:35 PM 05-11-2010
yikes
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ucubed 08:35 PM 05-11-2010
Roflmao!!!
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bscottskangum 08:59 PM 05-11-2010
Image

One question...did you do the motorboat?
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Skywalker 08:54 AM 05-12-2010
How was the dusty muffin???:-)
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aich75013 11:00 AM 05-12-2010
Originally Posted by Skywalker:
How was the dusty muffin???:-)
:-) I watched part of SNL yesterday. I need to watch the rest!
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jmsremax 11:13 AM 05-12-2010
Don't knock it 'till you try it.

:-)
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icehog3 11:50 AM 05-12-2010
Originally Posted by jmsremax:
Don't knock it 'till you try it.

:-)
Grammas need lovin' too.
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DoctorBJ 12:48 PM 05-12-2010
HAHA I saw that one coming... bet grandma didn't .
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icehog3 01:01 PM 05-12-2010
Originally Posted by DoctorBJ:
HAHA I saw that one coming... bet grandma didn't .
That's what she said.
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Skywalker 08:49 AM 05-13-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Grammas need lovin' too.
So do great grandmas!!!:-)
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bigswol2 04:29 PM 05-13-2010
that was a good one!
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