Three old men are complaining to each other about their morning problems.
One says he gets up at 7 a.m. and it takes hime over a half hour to piss.
The second one says he gets up at 8 a.m. and it takes him over an hour to crap.
The third says at 7 a.m. he pisses like a horse and by 8 a.m. he craps like a bull.
The other two men then ask him what the heck is his morning problem and he responds:
I don't get out of bed until 9 a.m.
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