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Steve 10:15 AM 02-08-2010
VALENTINE'S DAY HOOK-UPS

- If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

- If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

- If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

- If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

- If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.

- If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

- If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

- How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.

- If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

- If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.
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dubs chops 10:34 AM 02-08-2010
If Loyd Christmas would have married Marry Swanson you would have Merry Christmas.
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MedicCook 10:38 AM 02-08-2010
:-)
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RevSmoke 11:14 AM 02-08-2010
I think someone is trying to hard and needs a nap.
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G G 11:28 AM 02-08-2010
:-)
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kelmac07 02:11 PM 02-08-2010
:-) :-)
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tobii3 02:24 PM 02-08-2010
There sure are a lot of necrophiliacs in there!
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CBI_2 09:25 PM 02-09-2010
:-):-):-):-):-)
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ChicagoWhiteSox 10:40 PM 02-09-2010
lol :-)
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Skywalker 10:41 PM 02-09-2010
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she would be Ella Vader!!!:-)

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