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markem 11:14 AM 02-09-2024
An oldie but a goodie

Late notice, but a friend has a two-ticket package for the Super Bowl in Las Vegas. Includes box seats, airport transportation, lunch, dinner, a $400 bar tab, and a pass to the winner’s locker room after the game. He paid $35,000 per ticket.
He didn't realize when he bought them last year that the game was going to be on the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he’s looking for someone to take his place.
It’s at St. Paul's Church at 3 pm.
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RevSmoke 11:25 AM 02-09-2024
Originally Posted by markem:
An oldie but a goodie

Late notice, but a friend has a two-ticket package for the Super Bowl in Las Vegas. Includes box seats, airport transportation, lunch, dinner, a $400 bar tab, and a pass to the winner’s locker room after the game. He paid $35,000 per ticket.
He didn't realize when he bought them last year that the game was going to be on the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he’s looking for someone to take his place.
It’s at St. Paul's Church at 3 pm.
Your bride will already be there waiting for you, her name is Suzette. She's 5'9" about 115 lbs, has blonde hair and a nice tan. She is an incredible cook, and loves to do so.
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Porch Dweller 12:37 PM 02-09-2024
:-)
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shark 01:23 PM 02-09-2024
Does she {censored} and maybe let me {censored}{censored}. :-)
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Weelok 03:35 PM 02-09-2024
Funny but you have to establish priorities.

$400 bar tab is at least two good beers and maybe a bad one.
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