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markem 11:06 PM 11-18-2018
You will not believe what just happened... I walked into the mini mart to get a drink...When I walked up I noticed these 2 police officers watching some dude who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw him & thought, "This guy didn't have any common sense & was he stupid ?!! With the cops right there too?! But anyway, I went in and got my drink. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside and the dude's arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm and running around going crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put him on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees!! YES, THEIR COFFEES!...Then they put handcuffs on him and threw him in the police car.. I was thinking "He shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!" But being the nosy person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting him for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
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massphatness 11:55 PM 11-18-2018
jesus
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Weelok 01:36 AM 11-19-2018
You can count your blessings he wasn’t waving around a fire penis.

Hahahaha good one.
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AdamJoshua 05:24 AM 11-19-2018
:-)
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sigsauer 07:10 AM 11-19-2018
that was hilarious!
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CigarNut 07:50 AM 11-19-2018
:-) :-)
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icehog3 10:03 AM 11-19-2018
Image
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Havanaaddict 12:13 PM 11-19-2018
:-)
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Brlesq 01:46 PM 11-19-2018
Ouch
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