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hotreds 01:57 PM 07-21-2012
Hello,


I am drenched with tears while writing this short message to you. It was heartbreaking news to me few days ago when my doctor notified me on complications on my health condition which he officially made known to me. He further stressed that the complication I had in my human mechanism as a result of a secondary liver cancer which have destroyed all the organs in my body system. According to him, he said that this complication will lead to my imminent death since no medication can alleviate the high system of deformation I am encountering at this time in my system.


In the view of the above, I am in quest to find a trustworthy and upright individual whom I will entrust the sum of us$8.2 million USD and this has led me to you. I want know if you can build a home for the home, food for the hungry and a general skill acquisition center for the less privileged. The said fund was acquired by me as an inheritance from my adopted father was assassinated in Malaysia as a result of a farm land conflict which erupted among him and his business associate and business clique.

I will make available to you all information and officially authorize document which will endorse your claim as the beneficiary to the fund in question in the finance house where the fund was lodged by my adopted father. I have mapped out the modalities on how the fund will be apportioned. 35% of the principal amount of the money will be dished out to you while 65% will be allotted to any charitable or orphanage home of your preference.


My motive to dispense the funds to a charity and orphanage home is that I grew up as an orphan, before i was adopted by my father and do not have any heirs hitherto. Upon your acceptance to take care of the orphans and less privileged members of your community, giving home to the homeless and skill to those who need foundation, ETC.


Best Regards
Elizabeth siko
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CigarNut 02:04 PM 07-21-2012
Sounds legit -- go for it!

:-) :-)
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Ogre 02:13 PM 07-21-2012
What are you waiting for??? AWESOME DEAL!!!!!
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EricF 02:23 PM 07-21-2012
Sounds like a great deal!!! :-)
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hotreds 02:28 PM 07-21-2012
I am becoming drenched with tears, fellas!
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Blueface 02:29 PM 07-21-2012
Hugh,
Can we all get in on this?:-)
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markem 02:31 PM 07-21-2012
I've decided to write to them and match their offer. However, I will need a little help from them with the wire transfer and such, so as soon as they send me 1% to cover expenses, I'll send them my money.
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Skywalker 09:44 PM 07-21-2012
Originally Posted by markem:
I've decided to write to them and match their offer. However, I will need a little help from them with the wire transfer and such, so as soon as they send me 1% to cover expenses, I'll send them my money.
:-):-):-):-)
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kelmac07 06:56 AM 07-22-2012
How come Hugh gets all the good mail? :-) :-)
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hotreds 01:39 PM 07-22-2012
Probably because I answer it all





NOT
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Bax 01:56 PM 07-22-2012
Winning!!!
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forgop 02:55 PM 07-22-2012
It's not from Nigeria, so it has to be legit. :-)
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OLS 03:07 PM 07-22-2012
Damnit Hugh, I thought you were dying for two paragraphs.
I was thinking, "Who is gonna take on those cigars in transit now that Hugh's death is imminent.
What will Mama do now? Is he going to go to the Shack? That crap ain't fair.
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sevans105 05:05 PM 07-22-2012
Those guys are getting better at the pitch...long ways from bad grammar and horrible spelling for gov. ministers stealing found money.
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hotreds 05:06 PM 07-22-2012
They should- they've been at it long enough!
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sevans105 05:16 PM 07-22-2012
What do you think the success rate is on these things? .05%? Less? Even at that, if they send out 20,000,000, that is 10,000 suckers. It must work sometimes or they'd quit doing it.
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TJarv 05:52 PM 07-22-2012
Originally Posted by sevans105:
What do you think the success rate is on these things? .05%? Less? Even at that, if they send out 20,000,000, that is 10,000 suckers. It must work sometimes or they'd quit doing it.
+1
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hotreds 06:15 PM 07-22-2012
Indeed! There is actually a site where people egg them on. It's HILARIOUS!

http://ebolamonkeyman.com/
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