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Bluetick 09:04 AM 01-17-2013
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen's pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores) knew what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

Apparently I still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She then beat the **** out of me....

Women have always been hard for me to figure out....
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Dave128 09:07 AM 01-17-2013
:-):-)
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363 09:09 AM 01-17-2013
Lol!
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big_jaygee 09:10 AM 01-17-2013
:-) :-) lmao that's a good one!!!
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kelmac07 10:06 AM 01-17-2013
:-) :-) :-) :-)
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CigarNut 10:25 AM 01-17-2013
:-) :-)
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RobR1205 10:49 AM 01-17-2013
:-):-):-) That's a good one!
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Zane 11:10 AM 01-17-2013
Happens to the best of us!
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kugie 12:12 PM 01-17-2013
:-)
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massphatness 01:11 PM 01-17-2013
classic
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The Poet 01:16 PM 01-17-2013
I don't get it.





Maybe that's why I need no condoms. :-)
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Ogre 01:28 PM 01-17-2013
:-):-):-):-):-)
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hammondc 01:41 PM 01-17-2013
brilliant
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zmancbr 02:23 PM 01-17-2013
LOL nice...:-) And yes women are crazy!! :-)
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Route 66 04:23 PM 01-17-2013
I saw that punchline coming (no pun intended :-)) but it was still funny. :-)
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ColdCuts 10:20 PM 01-17-2013
Hahaha
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karmaz00 08:41 PM 01-21-2013
haha nice
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big_jaygee 09:04 PM 01-21-2013
i read it again and im still :-) :-)
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theonlybear4CORT 09:45 PM 01-21-2013
Hahahah
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