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smokin5 09:31 PM 05-10-2010
I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60 year old,
in fact she wasn't bad looking at all, and I
found myself thinking she probably had a
really hot daughter.

We drank bit (well, more than a bit),
we had a snuggle, and then she asked me
if I ever had a "Sportsman's Double".
"What's that?", I asked.
"It's a mother & daughter threesome", she said.
"Oh", I said, as I began to embrace the idea,
"No, I haven't." And I wondered what this
daughter of hers would look like.

We drank a bit more, and she winked and
said tonight was my lucky night.

We went back to her place. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs,

"Mom, you still awake?"
:-)
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akumushi 11:23 PM 05-10-2010
:-)
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kelmac07 06:15 AM 05-11-2010
Ouch!!
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yourchoice 07:25 AM 05-11-2010
:-) :-)
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alwayslit 07:31 AM 05-11-2010
:-) .........LOL.
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thebayratt 07:25 PM 05-11-2010
ya know......... i was smiling and getting into the joke....... then the punchline....... was like you ran over my dog.

FUNNY as all get out though!
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Skywalker 07:34 PM 05-11-2010
Oh no!

You gotta say "no" to that sh!t!!!
:-):-)
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G G 07:35 PM 05-11-2010
yikes
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ucubed 07:35 PM 05-11-2010
Roflmao!!!
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bscottskangum 07:59 PM 05-11-2010
Image

One question...did you do the motorboat?
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Skywalker 07:54 AM 05-12-2010
How was the dusty muffin???:-)
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aich75013 10:00 AM 05-12-2010
Originally Posted by Skywalker:
How was the dusty muffin???:-)
:-) I watched part of SNL yesterday. I need to watch the rest!
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jmsremax 10:13 AM 05-12-2010
Don't knock it 'till you try it.

:-)
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icehog3 10:50 AM 05-12-2010
Originally Posted by jmsremax:
Don't knock it 'till you try it.

:-)
Grammas need lovin' too.
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DoctorBJ 11:48 AM 05-12-2010
HAHA I saw that one coming... bet grandma didn't .
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icehog3 12:01 PM 05-12-2010
Originally Posted by DoctorBJ:
HAHA I saw that one coming... bet grandma didn't .
That's what she said.
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Skywalker 07:49 AM 05-13-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Grammas need lovin' too.
So do great grandmas!!!:-)
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bigswol2 03:29 PM 05-13-2010
that was a good one!
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