Interviewer: "You have no experience in this field - and yet you're asking
for a rather high salary."

Applicant: "Yes, work is so much harder when you don't know what you're
doing."
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:-) :-)
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:-):-):-)
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Legit.
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Word. :-)
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That interview must have been here!
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:-) true story!
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