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Steve 10:16 AM 09-08-2010
Some of the artists of the '60s & '70s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr - I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend A Broken Hip

Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations - Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba - Denture Queen

Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson - On the Commode Again
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BlackDog 12:13 PM 09-08-2010
Sadly, I'm old enough to know all of those songs. :-)
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Steve 12:36 PM 09-08-2010
:-)


Er wait, me too!
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SmokeyJoe 02:10 PM 09-08-2010
Thanks for the laugh! :-)

I, too, am old enough to remember all of those songs.
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G G 02:13 PM 09-08-2010
me too.
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Gophernut 02:22 PM 09-08-2010
Yep. Me too.
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kelmac07 04:07 PM 09-08-2010
Most of these apply to Tbone!! :-) :-)
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