A 6th grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"

After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand and with complete sincerity in his voice, answered, "A lawyer!"
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on the advice of counsel....THAT IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!! :-):-)
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Unfortunately that is the way of the world. Seen toooo many crawling out of the woodwork relatives/friends lookin for a piece of the proverbial pie.
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:-) :-)
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Another gem Steve!
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