I honestly can't stop laughing at this, you know most people get hit with a taser and they are on the ground doing the funky chicken without music, not this guy.... :-)

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-no...man_in_sa.html
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I just think they didn't hit him with the taser in the correct location.

Shoot a couple darts into his nads and his personal love moment would end really quick.
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Ironic the name of the town lol
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I don't want to know what you were searching for to find that.
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Shocked, shocked I was to find out that he was on meth.
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And the fact that he had earlier "stiffed the locksmith". :-)
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Only in Oregon...
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Meth....the new aphrodisiac. :-) :-) :-)
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It's on Drudge, right above, "Woman threatens to kill Walmart employee over skateboard price." and right below "Woman attacks man with squirrel." :-)
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Way to represent, Beaverton!
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Since when is THIS news? :-)


:-)
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Actually, it was a "beaver".:-)
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It's a good thing they posted his mugshot, otherwise we'd be questioning where Michael (CigarNut) was on that night. :-)

:-)
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They are too slow to catch me :-)
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Considering the circumcision . . . uh, circumstances! . . . I'm not sure I'd brag about how fast you are.
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I was thinking the same thing
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