A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said,

"Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."


She said, "You have the biggest penis of all your friends."



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:-) :-) Owned!:-)
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Very nice...just sent this out to the whole fam.
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Ouch!!!
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