I was not going to tell this one, but then everbody in chat told me it was hilarious so here it goes:
A wife goat found out that she was pregnant. She told her husband goat about it. He asked her was she was going to do. She said, "I am too young. I don't feel ready to have a family yet. I am going to get an abortion. I'm not kidding."
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****, when I saw the title of this thread I thought I was had..... maybe security footage or something, ya know?
But, that was a funny joke.
:-)
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