If you say "Jesus" backwards, it sounds like sausage.

Not a joke, but I found it funny for some reason.
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Dude, I know it is 4/20 and all, but put down the joint :-) :-)
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no kidding.
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:-)
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if you say "race car" backwards it sounds like..... wait a minute... damn, never mind.
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:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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Speaking of 4/20, I got a phone call from my new job asking me to come in and get the paperwork for my drug screening. Really? A drug screen on 4/20? Ah, I love the smell of irony in the morning.
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Congrats on the new job! :-)
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:-):-)...well played. :-)
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Made me laugh :-)
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