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CBI_2 05:29 PM 02-28-2009
There was a young wrestler who was so good he never lost at the amateur level . He was NCAA champion. Goes to the Olympics and wins the gold medal. He decides to turn pro and is beating everyone he fights there.

The one problem is he can not get the champ to give him a match. The champ had a hold he called the pretzel hold that no one had ever gotten out of. So the young guy every time he was on TV would say he could get out of the pretzel hold. People start screaming at the champ at every match he has to give the young guy a shot.

Finally the champ gives him a match and the young guy goes into training. Everyday in training his manager tells him "Whatever you do don't let him get you in the pretzel hold. If you do it is all over. No one has ever gotten out of it." He hears it every day.

The day of the match comes and the young guy is doing great. It looks like he is going to win when all of a sudden the champ gets him in the pretzel hold. His manager says that's is and throws his towel down and starts to walk away when he hears a blood curdling scream and the crowd is going wild. The manager turns around and his guy has won the match.

The manager runs into the ring jumping up and down. " How did you do it?" he asks. "No one has ever done that before". The young guy tells him, "Well there I was laying on the floor wrapped up like a pretzel. I saw a pair of balls hanging in my face, so I bit them."

"You would be surprised how much strength you get when you bite yourself in the balls."
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Nabinger16 11:46 AM 03-13-2009
That's freaking hilarious! I surprised no one else commented. :-):-)
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cle_smoker 11:59 AM 03-13-2009
I missed it the first time. But I am laughing out loud over that one.
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lightning9191 12:14 PM 03-13-2009
:-):-)
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shilala 12:23 PM 03-13-2009
hehehehe
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MithShrike 12:39 PM 03-13-2009
That's great. I've heard it before but still great.
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karmaz00 12:48 PM 03-13-2009
lol good one
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tunes 01:38 PM 03-13-2009
:-):-):-)
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marge796 01:59 PM 03-13-2009
LMAO thanks!!!!







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smokeyandthebandit05 08:14 PM 03-13-2009
LMAO this is great!! Idk how I missed it!
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