The Loving Husband...

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can
have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy
Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have
her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
$150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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That's good :-)
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Awesome!
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That made me smile!
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must be 20 years ago ...

There was a newspaper report, I think from the paper in Tacoma Washington, about a man who was reported to the police by an undertaker because the man wanted him wife buried with a stake through her heart, "just in case".
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Nice!:-)
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Valid & very strong point... :-)
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Always best not to risk it!:-)
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