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SNKBYT 10:34 AM 03-14-2010
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back of the property. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women from the local college, skinny-dipping in his pond.

He said "hi" so as not to scare them and to make them aware of his presence. They all swam over to the deep end of the pond and one of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out of this pond until after you leave!"

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked....' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some dirty old men can still think pretty fast.
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G G 11:11 AM 03-14-2010
:-) i like it.
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cort 11:15 AM 03-14-2010
Nice:-):-)
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mike 11:16 AM 03-14-2010
sweet
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tedrodgerscpa 11:22 AM 03-14-2010
Thanks for that one!
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pds 11:30 AM 03-14-2010
It's obviously important to keep a sharp mind in your elder years!
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ucla695 11:32 AM 03-14-2010
:-) :-) :-)
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kelmac07 05:21 PM 03-14-2010
:-) :-)
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Aron 05:25 PM 03-14-2010
Very nice! I'm definitely passing that one on!
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JE3146 07:05 PM 03-14-2010
:-)
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Steve 11:10 AM 03-15-2010
:-):-)

My motto: Age and trechery will always triumph over youth and strength!
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Skywalker 02:33 PM 03-15-2010
He had forbidden fruit on his mind!!!:-):-):-)
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Neuromancer 10:21 PM 03-15-2010
Hmmm...I'm old...I'm from Florida...darnit, that coulda been me but I don't own a farm...:-)
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NeverEnoughStick 08:19 AM 03-16-2010
New drinking joke! :-):-):-)
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