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CheapHumidors 12:53 PM 10-20-2010
I'm putting together some one liners for a blog article I'm writing: What if all the world were a cigar bar? It never ceases to amaze me how cigar enthusiasts treat each other.

Complete strangers send each other gifts worth a great deal, just for the satisfaction of seeing them enjoy it!

Arguments and debates at B&Ms are almost always incredibly respectful of the other person's opinion.

No one is looked down upon for what they smoke, whether it costs $1 or $100, because "it's all about personal preference".

Camaraderie, brotherhood, respect, and mutual support is extended to anyone that walks into the store.

People of all races, professions, and walks of life - from doctors and lawyers to construction workers and field hands - all sit together and talk as equals.

I'm curious, what do you think the world would be like if everyone acted like they were in a cigar B&M? I'll cite your comments in the blog article.
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maninblack 02:46 PM 10-20-2010
I think people would be more cordial to each other, world peace would pervade, and there would be a giant cloud of smoke over the entire planet. And we'd all be happy and relaxed. But its not a perfect world.
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cigarmonkel 03:01 PM 10-20-2010
we already have a problem with this nation being in debt...:-)
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klipsch 03:08 PM 10-20-2010
I had more money when I was a massive pot head... :-)
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pektel 03:14 PM 10-20-2010
Originally Posted by maninblack:
I think people would be more cordial to each other, world peace would pervade, and there would be a giant cloud of smoke over the entire planet. And we'd all be happy and relaxed. But its not a perfect world.
Depends on the type of smoke :-)
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Nathan King 03:28 PM 10-20-2010
As a new entrant into this hobby I must say I was taken aback by how kind and helpful other cigar enthusiasts are. I participate in two other "niche" hobbies but have only seen such a large group of good people in this hobby.
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DBall 04:03 PM 10-20-2010
That would be awesome... the kindness and camaraderie between complete strangers with only cigar smoking in common is baffling. Much like the way the world should be but likely, sadly, never will.
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Skywalker 04:04 PM 10-20-2010
I wouldn't get chit done!!!:-)
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cigarmonkel 04:37 PM 10-20-2010
i feel like it would be kinda similar to the episode of futurerama (sp?) when they showed a clip of the invention of alcohol. The world was all high tech and advanced with flying cars and stuff. Then a scientist goes "Hey come try this new delicious beverage i just created!" Then it goes to a world in ruins and ashes and everythings on fire. It would probably be similar to that maybe?
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pektel 04:41 PM 10-20-2010
Originally Posted by cigarmonkel:
i feel like it would be kinda similar to the episode of futurerama (sp?) when they showed a clip of the invention of alcohol. The world was all high tech and advanced with flying cars and stuff. Then a scientist goes "Hey come try this new delicious beverage i just created!" Then it goes to a world in ruins and ashes and everythings on fire. It would probably be similar to that maybe?
Sounds like the plotline of Idiocracy.
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68TriShield 06:49 PM 10-20-2010
Go to a huge herf,that is what it would be like :-)
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icehog3 08:30 PM 10-20-2010
To paraphrase a quote from a good friend, "I'd come for the cigars, and stay for the people".
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CheapHumidors 09:59 PM 10-20-2010
Originally Posted by cigarmonkel:
we already have a problem with this nation being in debt...:-)
ROFL yeah, the President could use the excuse for Congress like we do for our ladies: "But if we buy in bulk we save money in the long run!!"

Originally Posted by klipsch:
I had more money when I was a massive pot head... :-)
You're doing it wrong! :P

Originally Posted by Skywalker:
I wouldn't get chit done!!!:-)
lol hey, some of my best work is done at a B&M! When I was in insurance sales, I'd sit at a B&M and make calls all day while the store was empty. Few cigars and cups of coffee was way cheaper than renting an office :-)

Originally Posted by cigarmonkel:
i feel like it would be kinda similar to the episode of futurerama (sp?) when they showed a clip of the invention of alcohol. The world was all high tech and advanced with flying cars and stuff. Then a scientist goes "Hey come try this new delicious beverage i just created!" Then it goes to a world in ruins and ashes and everythings on fire. It would probably be similar to that maybe?
Wasn't that Family Guy lol?
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loki 10:09 PM 10-20-2010
Originally Posted by Skywalker:
I wouldn't get chit done!!!:-)
how is that different from now?
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