Tostiest I have ever, ever smoked.

How it happened.
NY Yankees Steakhouse style homemade martini.
ingredients:
Vodka
Blue Curacao
White Cranberry
fresh lime juice

Do that three times.

Next, open a bottle of nice Malbec, any nice Malbec.

Drink it. Enjoy it. Then sit outside and cut and light a Padron Anni Eclusivo 1964.
Light THE WRONG END and then put that wrong end in your mouth.

TOASTY!!!!
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It's a wonder you were sober enough to smell the burning meat, even though it was right below your nose. :-)
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Awesome, Carlos!
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And it was still a damned good cigar. :-)
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No gin. Not a martini.


To your advantage though, had you used gin, you probably would have stuck the cigar in your ear.
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You're a blast to drink with, Carlos. Had I been drinking with you and witnessed that, I likely would have pissed my pants.

:-)
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:-):-):-)
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Only Carlos!!!:-):-):-):-)
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Glad you didn't light that pre-embargo cuban on the wrong end...
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:-)
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At our age, pissing in our pants is like old faithful. Quite reliable that it will happen.:-)
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