1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size 14-16 (well used).

2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Gun and Ammo magazine.

3. Put a couple of BIG dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba!

Big Jim, Duke, Slim and Me gone for more ammo. We'll get back in about 1 hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls--they got after the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all the dogs in the house.

Better just wait outside till we get back.

Cooter
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Very funny... sent this to a couple of friends who have had break-ins recently. :-)
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very nice!
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Priceless!!
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Whats funny is i have most of those things on my front porch already.:-)
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:-):-) I Like it. :-)
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I went to a guy's house a few months ago, he had the best doormat I've ever seen.

It read 'Forget the dog, beware of owner' with a picture of the business end of a revolver. If I ever see that in the store, it's goin' home with me.
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It's nice to laugh early in the morning!!
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:-) :-) Nice! :-)
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Let us know if anyone can find a link that sells that doormat.
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Looks like you may be able to pick one up on ebay:

Badass Doormat
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Great joke!
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Awesome, thanks!
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Heh, seen that before. :-)
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Nice. And it just might work too!:-)
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