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hotreds 08:45 AM 11-08-2015
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
DEPT: WORLD DEBT RECONCILIATION AGENCIES.
COUNTRY: REPUBLIC OF BENIN
ADVISE: YOUR OUTSTANDING PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

Attention:Beneficiary,

A power of attorney was forwarded to our office this morning by two individuals (MR DAVID DEANE an American national and (MR. RICKY JACKSON) a CANADIAN national.

They claimed to be your representative, and the power of attorney stated that you are dead, they brought an account to replace your information in other to claim the said fund in tune of USD$3.5 Million which is now lying DORMANT and UNCLAIMED.

Find below the new account they have submitted for claims

BANK.-HSBC CANADA
Vancouver, CANADA
ACCOUNT NO. 2984-0008-66

The power of attorney also stated that you suffered and died of throat cancer. You are therefore given 24hrs to confirm the truth in this information, If you are still alive, you are to contact us immediately since we work 24 hrs just to ensure that we monitor all the activities going on in regards to the transfer of beneficiaries inheritance and contract payment.

You are to respond swiftly for clarifications on this matter as we shall be available 24 hrs to speak with you and give you the necessary guidelines on how to ensure that your payment is wired to you
immediately.

Just also be informed that any further delay from your side could be dangerous, as we would not be held liable for any wrong payment.

Kindly reply

Mr Masud Abraheem
Director of the Finance Department International Monetary Funds
E-mail:abramasud@voila.fr
Tele:+22968 823 845
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Porch Dweller 08:57 AM 11-08-2015
It's awfully nice of the IMF to help you like this. Congrat's on your windfall! They really need to learn how to properly use parentheses, though. :-)
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sigsauer 08:59 AM 11-08-2015
MR DAVID DEANE and MR. RICKY JACKSON ...
gotta love the creativity.....
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smokin5 11:34 AM 11-08-2015
Wait a minute - does this mean you're dead & you don't know it???
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AdamJoshua 01:45 PM 11-08-2015
They should learn how to use parentheses.


Rest in peace, brother!
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heyferg 02:35 PM 11-09-2015
Sorry to read of your demise due to 'throat cancer.' Do you think the cigars were to blame?

:-)
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dijit 02:49 PM 11-09-2015
Since you've expired due to throat cancer. Please allow me to dispose of your leftover cigars.
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nutcracker 05:10 PM 11-09-2015
I don't think there even is an HSBC bank in Vancouver.
Nice e-mail address too - "viola.fr"

Loose translation is "viola, another idiot...."
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Chainsaw13 05:56 PM 11-09-2015
Sounds legit to me. :-)
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themoneycollector 08:43 PM 11-09-2015
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icehog3 09:05 PM 11-09-2015
Hugh is only mostly dead!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbE8E1ez97M
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