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nozero 09:07 AM 08-31-2009
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.


The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'


'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.


The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.


The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?



The bee answered.




Wait for it.wait for it..


















I see you smiling.
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kydsid 09:44 AM 08-31-2009
I wonder if they will change their logo. :-)
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kelmac07 09:50 AM 08-31-2009
Cute!!
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Steve 11:11 AM 08-31-2009
:-)
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MedicCook 11:16 AM 08-31-2009
:-)
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DPD6030 01:30 PM 08-31-2009
:-)
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BlackDog 01:54 PM 08-31-2009
Ha! :-)
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icantbejon 01:59 PM 08-31-2009
Originally Posted by kelmac07:
Cute!!
Cute????? Are you a little girl Mac?
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Mikey202 01:59 PM 08-31-2009
HA!!! That was funny.:-)
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dunng 02:00 PM 08-31-2009
:-) :-) :-) :-)
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SchizoFilly 04:18 PM 08-31-2009
Originally Posted by icantbejon:
Cute????? Are you a little girl Mac?
:-) that was funnier than the joke
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kelmac07 05:18 PM 08-31-2009
Originally Posted by icantbejon:
Cute????? Are you a little girl Mac?
Originally Posted by SchizoFilly:
:-) that was funnier than the joke
What is this..."Bust Macs Balls" week?
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skullnrose 05:32 PM 08-31-2009
Funny!
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