A guy goes to visit a Nursing Home to see his elderly father.
On the way in, he notices three elderly ladies, obviously residents of the Nursing Home, lying on the front lawn. All three of the ladies are completely naked!
As he enters the facility, he stops at the front desk and says to the young girl stationed there, "did you know you have three ladies lying naked on the front lawn?"
"Oh yes," the girl says.
"Those three ladies used to be hookers. They are just out having a yard sale."