SCOTTISH COMPASSION
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, one from England , one from Wales , and Scotland , were walking
past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman asked, "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said, "No." So she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman asked, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and asked, "''ave ya ever
been fooked, laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".
She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in.'
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