Year to date *statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA *

Terrorist Plots Discovered *****0
Transvestites **********************133
Hernias *****************************1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases **************3,172
Incontinence **********************6,418
Enlarged Prostates **************8,249
Breast Implants ******************59,350
Natural Blondes ******************3
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No idea what those stars are about, but it's kinda fun, so I'm leaving it like that.
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I thought these were the stats:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41068
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So is that individual breasts?
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Wow, those are remarkably similar. No stars, though.
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Well played! :-):-):-)
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:-):-):-)
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:-):-):-):-):-)
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