Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Fish.
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Being this is the thread of bad jokes:

Two flies where sitting on the toilet arguing over stinky cheese when one got pissed off.
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What's red and white and spins 100 mph?

A baby in a blender

What's green, red and white and spins 100 mph?

The same baby after 6 months...
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There were zwei peanuts, walking down the straße, und one was assaulted... peanut.
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Don't know why..but :-):-):-)
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How do you know when it is bedtime in the Jackson family?


When the big hand touches the little hand.
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A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head!

But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooop! A torso popped out!

The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" The bartender shook his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms popped out!

The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" But the bartender ignored the whole affair.

By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands, he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of it.

Swoooop! Two legs popped out.

The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front door and into the street, where a truck ran him over.

The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The bartender merely sighed and said, "He should have quit while he was a head."
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It is a little-known fact that before becoming a singer, Bing Crosby ran a boarding school for boys in San Antonio, Texas. One of the boys who lived in the dorm was in the habit of taking off on Friday afternoons, going to Mexico, and getting drunk. But he kept his studies up during the week, and because his parents were wealthy and important trustees, the school took no action against him. However, one Friday afternoon he got together with a day student, and they both disappeared. The parents of the day student were concerned when their son didn't come home, so they called Bing Crosby to ask after him. Bing Crosby said, "Don't worry. Your son is soused with the boarder, down Mexico way."
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Wow!

Some of these bad joke aren't too bad!

I'll quit while I'm a head!:-)
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What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?



They both have boys underwear half off.

:-)
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Did you hear that after Michael died, and since he's like 90% plastic, they were going to melt him down? They are going to recast him as Legos, so kids can play with him for a change.
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Keep them comming.... :-)
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