sikk50 08:04 PM 12-21-2018
Seriously. Thought I’d share for your comedic relief.
Last week I discovered urine on my coolidor. I explained to him this was naughty and Santa would be notified. I cleaned it up and moved on with my life. Then tonight came, I was preparing for my cigar clubs Christmas party and remembered the 2007 Toast Accross America coffin at the bottom of my coolidor. Decided it was time to sacrifice the contents to the cigar Gods.
As I dig deeper into the bowels of my coolidor I’m stricken by terror! There at the bottom is a quarter size puddle of pee! How in the name of all that is holy did this get in here!
I retrieve the coffin and discover the coffin seemed to have absorbed a small amount of this horrible liquid! How much do I trust that cellophane? Lol
Now I know what I’m gunna do, but what would y’all do? Smoke em or pitch em? I mean all cigars have some ammonia....right?
:-)
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Weelok 08:49 PM 12-21-2018
Fig_Nasty 09:11 PM 12-21-2018
Whats the worst that can happen? I say burn those suckers up up!
:-)
Dave that's one of my favorite movies of all time! The one liners are endless.
"I wonder what Great Dane taste like?!" -Raaallllppphhhhh
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The Poet 01:22 AM 12-22-2018
Thoughts of Yellow Cello and Dog Rockets dance through my head.
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gomeitsmybday 06:04 AM 12-22-2018
All jokes aside...isn’t urine supposed to be sterile? Stinks to high heaven I know, but primarily composed of water right? So maybe it aided in humidifying the sticks? Hopefully without any added...character.
Besides, who knows, maybe canine urine aging does something miraculous to the flavor of tobacco!
:-)
Please do post the results in the event you decide to smoke said stogies.
:-)
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massphatness 07:54 AM 12-22-2018
The dog peed ON the coolidor, but you ended up with some inside it? Any idea how that happened? And do you have any kind of confidence level for the amount that made it inside? Those answers would color my response about smoking the cigars.
One thing I know I'd do is disinfect the coolidor, discard & replace any beads in it and start anew. The beads in particular are key -- they're not meant to absorb anything that has impurities in it.
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icehog3 09:33 AM 12-22-2018
I'm sure we've all smoked cigars that have had worse than that done to them....we just don't know it.
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