A fun limerick:
I took my gal home one night,
the pleasure I was seekin',
missed her lips,
and kissed her nose,
and the doggone thing was leakin'!
Hertha & Mertha are 92 year old twins, widowed, and living together in an apartment to assist one another. They live across the street from church, and one Sunday during the sermon, Hertha leans over to Mertha and says, "I think my backside fell asleep."
Mertha replied, "I know! I heard it snore 3 times already!"
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