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markem 12:20 PM 07-25-2011
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up..

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car."
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GolfNut 01:04 PM 07-25-2011
:-) :-)
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Sled Dog 01:31 PM 07-25-2011
Funny.... b/c it's true.
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shilala 01:55 PM 07-25-2011
lolzers
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cort 02:33 PM 07-25-2011
yup:-):-):-)
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N2 GOLD 03:01 PM 07-25-2011
That was good... :-):-):-)
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Ogre 03:07 PM 07-25-2011
Wish that would really happen!!!
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kelmac07 04:27 PM 07-25-2011
:-) :-) :-)
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Skywalker 11:04 AM 08-03-2011
:-):-):-)
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RevSmoke 02:24 PM 11-07-2023
Originally Posted by markem:
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up..

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car."
Sorry, as a pastor, this is just hysterical!

I know it was buried, but I knew it was on CA somewhere and wanted it for another reason.

Peace of the Lord be with you.
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Weelok 10:37 PM 11-07-2023
Hah worth a revisit!!! Humor is what we need I say!!
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yourchoice 08:28 AM 11-08-2023
A worthy thread bump, Rev! :-)
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Havanaaddict 11:18 AM 11-08-2023
:-)
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MaytagMan 10:18 PM 11-08-2023
Hahahahaha!!!!!
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