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Jokes>I killed the Superbowl!!!!
deadrise 11:55 AM 02-04-2013
Sorry everyone but I killed the Superbowl last night I killed the lights..........and here is how.
We where watching the game and I noticed a glare on the screen from across the room
so I got up walked over to the ceiling fan and pulled the chain to turn off the light.
And at that very moment I look at the screen and A friend says someone turned out the lights.
I reply yea I did the glare was getting on my nerves and again he said no I mean the main lights at the game........
It was at this point I start running around yelling
"I killed the Superbowl" "I killed the Superbowl" "I killed the Superbowl" "I killed the Superbowl"
"I killed the Superbowl" "I killed the Superbowl" and it kept on for sometime.
But who would have guessed that I have this kind of power?
Now before you give me a bunch or crap for messing up your game.
In my defense I did turn the light back on to try and fix the damage I had caused......
Sorry to ruin your Superbowl!!!!!!!!!!

:-)
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czerbe 12:15 PM 02-04-2013
:-)
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iaMkcK 12:17 PM 02-04-2013
I've been known to be the cause of earthquakes in California with large fecal deposits and immense flatulence.
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big_jaygee 12:21 PM 02-04-2013
:-) :-) so your the reason!!!
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icehog3 02:15 PM 02-04-2013
Call me a skeptic.
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yourchoice 03:33 PM 02-04-2013
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Call me a skeptic.
You are a skeptic.
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shilala 03:50 PM 02-04-2013
Ray Lewis killed the lights. Allegedly.
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Genetic Defect 05:05 PM 02-04-2013
Originally Posted by shilala:
Ray Lewis killed the lights. Allegedly.
Find his clothes.
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icehog3 05:33 PM 02-04-2013
Originally Posted by shilala:
Ray Lewis killed the lights. Allegedly.
He will plea bargain it down to "flicked a switch".
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